sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

tiqangel:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

HELP I CAN’T STOP

Holy hell.

avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

lampsarepeopletoo:

this is the greatest picture ive ever seen

tits-n-t4ts:

Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face ~(◕◡◕)~

a—psychedelic—mess:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

i scare people shitless when i get mad cx

I don’t get mad; I get even!